Catherine

I'm an enigma. I also have a slightly twisted, unusual sense of humour at times. People tend to think I'm either shy, a bitch or standofish. I can be all three but I don't think either one is a fundamental aspect of my personality. I'm a termagant but not a misandrist. Most people can't keep up with me mentally but that's only to be expected. By the way, don't feel down if you don't know what any of the above words mean, I just used them because I wanted to make you all feel stupid. Plus I have a thing for big or unusual words because our language is being killed by excessive text speak and I am fighting to keep it alive. I'd do anything for my (true) mates and family and I don't have time for pretenses of romance or lasting romantic love because it's a trite cliche fantasty that doesn't exist. I'm never cynical and an extreme optimist.

Drama, writing, reading, kickboxing, fencing, shopping, drinking coffee, eating malt bread, arguing.

The Invisible man!